i am an american!

ignorance is bliss. maybe.

a study finds that 60 million Americans don't care, don't want broadband, don't want to pay for it, and find the internet either offensive or dangerous.

so, for the FCC to "achieve US global leadership in high-speed Internet", they just need to build the infrastructure, then give to everyone it to everyone for free. its their choice if they don't want to get online.

uh, there's always YouPorn, right?


update: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.

"reading his apology"? how does that sound like a contrite man? no, fool, you ain't convincing anybody with your junk.

oh wait ... you did.


to those fans: what, are you his girlfriends too?

i think the collective reaction should be it would be hysterically funny if we either weren't angry or didn't care.

hah!

and this is what we've evolved into

(via newzonfire)

i, too, have no plans to do such a thing.

but then again, i'm not the chairman of a car company that has been negligent in quality control and customer safety.


used to be Japanese people fell on their swords to redeem their honor, no?

Hitler would approve. not.

R.I.P. Doug Fieger.

oh, it had to be a Filipina, eh?

ma humps

yes, it was the O-line that threw the interception to Tracy Porter.

not by George!

uh, people .. he doesn't give a shit. he just grunted and went back to sleep under his huge pile of hundred dollar bills.

best. film. review. ever.

ok, that's a little old, but still ...

never have i been so happy for people i don't know

pigskin finale: SuperBowl XLIV

and here we are. the big game. the fried food. the beer. the ads. the humongous finish. before another long six months and the cycle starts all over again.

Colts vs Saints
conventional wisdom, supported by the numbers and just plain instinct as well, gives the advantage to Pey Pey and the Colts offensive machine to win their 2nd SuperBowl in 4 years. and really, there's not much argument against that. they're not playing in the Superdome. Pey Pey is akin to a robot, computing all scenarios and possibilities to win, and a stickler for preparation. of course, am not calling the Saints lazy. but facts are facts.

and that's why am going against convention and pick Dem Saints, primarily for Nawlins, and to wipe out the angst and hurt of the last 5 years and get that chip off their shoulder and rejoin the rest of world. and after that we won't have to treat them with kid gloves, and going to Bourbon Street would be a guilt-free experience once again.
stupid projection: Saints 37, Colts 34

one thing though: The Who? at halftime? yeah, we respect our elders but ... geez. what's next? the resurrected carcass of Frank Sinatra???

worst. movie. taglines. ever.

J, E,T,S ... Jets, Jets, Jets!!!