Tuesday, May 19, 2009

that's it?!

that's your slambang finale?? Tony blinded by revenge, Alan Wilson getting arrested, Olivia handed over to the DOJ and Jack about to die? heck, we didn't even see Renee shoot Wilson in cold blood.


"we know you're still gonna watch next year! suckerzzzzzzzzzzzzz!"


how about we find out Olivia was the true mastermind (naaahhh)? or Ethan Kanin? or the First Gentleman? (now that wouldn't really make sense) i was expecting something really wild and over the top - the "over the top" part was you can actually get the whole season in DVD today as you read this!

word on the street is that next season will involve another Middle Eastern terrorist (Slumdog Millionaire's TV host). surely, Kim Bauer's volunteering for the stem cell fix will allow Jack to miraculously recover just in time to kick bad guy ass once again. they won't be able to prosecute Tony, Olivia, or Wilson (if he is still alive by 2010) because they'll have their hands full with the next crisis. give Kim a gun; she can shoot, right?


i can't imagine this all happened in 24 hours.

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