and now, let us have some fun ...

except of course, the Jets ...
... who painted themselves into a corner these last few weeks and had the dubious honor of having their former quarterback (whose jersey i still have, i might add) complete the paint job a few hours ago. starting tomorrow morning, we'll probably be seeing some heads roll.

... and Brett Favre ...
... who proved he still has some gas in his tank, but which was only enough for the 1st half of the season. we're gonna be seeing paragraphs along the lines of "... jogged off the field and into the locker room, maybe for the last time in a storied career." we don't know if he's still gonna have a career after this, but Green Bay has moved on without him. if we believe the fine gentlemen and scholars over at KSK, Peter King is willing to have Brett stay with him while he debates his next move.

... and Bill Belicheat ...
the only good thing about the Jets loss (and the Ravens win) was it took the Patriots down as well. it looks like QB Matt Cassel may be retained by New England, as their Golden Boy has been more preoccupied with squiring his Brazilian bitch than his rehab.

... and the Cromeo/Savage combo ...
who have been just snowblown out of cold, cold Cleveland. despite competent personnel, the Browns could not seem to utilize these advantages and ended up with a 4-12 record in incompetence.

... and speaking of incompetence...

here's the anti-2007 regular season Patriots. you don't deserve a bailout, Detroit.

and Chucky.

well, with only two playoff wins since their 2002 championship, and longtime defensive coordinator Monte Kiffin joining his son Lane with the Tennessee Vols, what can we console Jon Gruden with? let's ask his QB Jeff Garcia. "I'm still married to a Playboy Playmate, coach."

and oh yeah, hey, Jerry Jones and the Dallas Cowboys? here's a big fat Fuck You from Andy Reid. a 44-6 F.U.


in other question marks, Larry Johnson is starting his campaign to whine himself out of KC, so any takers for a headcase? where is Ocho Cinco gonna end up? and who will claim the last AFC playoff spot, currently a toss-up at presstime between the mediocre Chargers and Broncos? here's to the last hurrah of the regular season.