it's so obvious you're all scared.

democracy in the flesh

go, Barney, go!

who are you fooling? yourselves?

"sent to the wrong list"? hahaha.

is it racist?

i'm ambivalent about this.

my initial take is it opines that the Stimulus Bill was written by monkeys (cross-referencing chimps gone wild). but with the current political climate, the African-American community in general is understandably sensitive about things like these.


on a related tangent, we can draw and make fun of Jesus and no one riots in huge numbers or declares a fatwa on the cartoonists.

what the hell?

a link on CNN about Prez Obama's enthusiasm about Air Force One had this pic alongside it (i said the link, not the main article itself).


and look at what it reminds me of:

recession, watch yo' back!

Prez Obama is out to kick ass, ask questions later.


thanks to Major Spoilers.

wordplay

the other day, it was about the balls. now its about this:



nice one, Cockamamie News Now.

brand new day

good luck, Mr. President. for our sakes and yours.

and now start climbing the mountain

rebooting our democracy huh? well, those fancy words won't mean jack shit 4 years later if there are no improvements (starting with universal healthcare).

Barry in Ben

haha! now he can claim he has eaten in a place that i have.

training day

holy shit. a train ride? you better make sure this guy is riding shotgun!!!

not surprising

remember this moment (even Rudy made it back in 2001), and cross your fingers, boys and girls.

scratching and clawing

ok, let's see the bitch her broker a new Middle East peace agreement, like Bill did.

(which of course, will be undone by some dark age zealot)

(in which case, we should slap John Lennon around and tell him we gave peace all the chances)

ok, this is pushing it.

you really hate progress, do you?

what, you mean he can't be eloquent? maybe the kids would learn a thing or two.

According to presidential historian Davis Logsdon of the University of Minnesota, some Americans might find it "alienating" to have a president who speaks English as if it were his first language.

"Every time Obama opens his mouth, his subjects and verbs are in agreement," says Mr. Logsdon. "If he keeps it up, he is running the risk of sounding like an elitist."

The historian said that if Mr. Obama insists on using complete sentences in his speeches, the public may find itself saying, "Okay, subject, predicate, subject predicate -- we get it, stop showing off."

after years of the Bush admin conducting business through doublespeak and lies, you really want someone to pander to the people and make them feel you're one of them and you don't know shit, rather than projecting a sense of intelligence and telling the truth in clear concise terms? is that the people talking or is it just you, Mr. Logsdon?

Palin the PornStar, er, sorry ... the Alaskan Govnuh tries to put in her three cents in her last bid to stay in the limelight:

"Talking with complete sentences there and also too talking in a way that ordinary Americans like Joe the Plumber and Tito the Builder can't really do there, I think needing to do that isn't tapping into what Americans are needing also," she said.

oh, really now? maybe you should've started talking like that and you might have won, dumbass.

welcome to the new 21st century. get used to it.



what, you guys can't take a joke?

"playoffs? you're talkin' 'bout playoffs? sure!!!"

generation O politics

i feel the need, the need for publicity.

whenever Obama skeptics say "time will tell", i hope the time comes immediately, so we'll know asap. until then, we'll be hearing more from people like this.

mr. o goes to washington

c'mon, Georgie, let's go clean up your mess.

they wanna throw down? let 'em.

its sad that in this day and age, people still can't get over their prejudices and bias.


don't forget, assholes. you will have a revolution if it happens.