aw HELL NO!

there is only one BIG GAME JAMES.

there is ONLY ONE KING JAMES.

that poseur/loser up there is neither. stick with the "Big Daddy James", Mr. Boy Toy.



/principle prevents me from editing this page outright. i might go berserk.

Boston congratulates LA

expect to see this face often

Shaq can say he's rooting for Kobe to win his 4th championship, only because he has 4 himself and they'll be on equal footing. if Kobe has the chance to get a 5th, i don't think Shaq would be as supportive.

for those without cable

watch the Magic go to the NBA Finals! or the Cavs live to play another day. either way, go to atdhe.net.

its a kind of magic

... by way of Seattle, and not named Ray Allen. Orlando beats the King, without Superman.

hey, Celtics!

not to pile on or anything. i still love the Big Three, especially KG, and if you had gone to the Finals to face Kobe again, i'd be rooting for you.

but you know why you lost?


it's that little walking chunk of bad luck on the left in the pic above.


why else would KG get injured? because he didn't wanna play with this slimy piece of shit. "Starbury" left him in Minnesota because he was so jealous (of Garnett's contract and the attention), and look where that got him. it was probably only due to the good karma and vibes generated by the Big Three that the Celtics didn't immediately sink right after they signed him.

dump him, and get back to the Finals next year. don't waste Jesus Shuttleworth's legs and sweet shot. you got a two-year window. Rondo will be in his prime then.

bring it!

Superman vs The King, NBA Eastern Finals.


now i'm really torn on this one. for sentimental reasons.

at least the Magic fulfilled did their part; the Rockets choked and allowed Black Mamba in. so for the Western side, i'd be hoping Denver gets to knock them off.

but on the other hand, the Mavs survived a sweep

Dirk, Dirk, you naughty German.

get Carter?

i can't believe somebody still believes in Half Man, Half Amazing, because he's more Half-Man, That's It, in recent years. add to that his penchant for shirking from the big shot, why would you still bet on him?

i agree the Nets should dump him off somewhere before they rebuild in Brooklyn, but i kinda pity the Rockets. if this deal goes through, Houstonians, you better make sure you still have Shane Battier, and hope Yao Ming becomes a gritty playoff primetime player, because VC most likely won't.

Adam's also probably crying right now.

duh-ish

because they figured he'd be a bad team player?

no way!

you think you can turn him around? even if you don't win in June next year, you sure you want to lump this shithead with the championship pantheon of Russell, Bird, Hondo, et al? are you kidding me???

should i stay or should i go

Bron-Bron staying with Cavs, according to ESPN.

nu-uh, Clevelanders. i'd advise you not to let your guard down. we're still gonna gun for your boy.

96 Bulls have competition

holy crap! two of the most storied franchises of the game are chasing Michael Jordan's 1996 Bulls and history. for more, keep coming back here. [ESPN]

#5: turn the Cheeks

hale to the mc

number four, come on down - T-Wolves GM Kevin McHale replaces Randy Wittman as coach.

with the 4-15 Wolves going nowhere, perhaps this is a good time as any for McHale to totally destroy save the team. he did coach the team before and did better than expected.

owner Glen Taylor had this to say:

"Kevin has assembled the players on this team, and believes in their talent and skill level," Taylor said. "It is my expectation that Kevin will be able to get the most out of our team and our players in his new role as head coach. He has been involved in the NBA game for almost 30 years, is a tremendous teacher and has a wealth of basketball knowledge. I am confident that our players will respond to the new voice and perspective that Kevin will provide."

translation: you built this junk, you coach this junk. shades of Isiah Thomas?

fans in the Great White North have not yet forgotten how he gave away Kevin Garnett to his old friend Danny Ainge. i still keep my Wolves cap for sentimental reasons (Winter 2003), but that's all KG.

"I truly believe that we have a talented group of players in our locker room who have a great amount of potential," said McHale. "I'm confident that we can get this turned around and get back to playing a brand of basketball that our fans can be proud of."

translation: oh, shit.

why are you still here?

if you don't wanna play, just go away.

high school musical

Rockets/Suns last night. with all the shoving and posturing, this looks soooo high school.




T-Mac nastily shoves our 3rd favorite Canadian (Wolverine first, then Celine DionElisha Cuthbert) to the ground. ooooooooooooo. that's so braven.






Shaq clearly wants to er, throw his weight around. Yao Ming drops like a sack of rice. tsk tsk. the Red Army won't be pleased.

balling

13 minutes in and he's out. looks like he's older than we all joked about.


in other news, way to go to support the current Knicks roster, Mitch. yeah, like i ever did.