holy $hit, taxman!

even if this isn't a scientific poll (as the CNN fine print says), the closeness of the numbers is a bit scary. it means people still want to burn whatever money they have/are getting (option a), or they already spent the goddamn thing over the last 12 months (option c).

well, does it matter to the taxman? "just give me what is due me, peons!"

even death pales

this is in revenge for being mocked on SNL.

New Yorkers would face tax hikes on beer, wine, non-diet soft drinks, and digital services like iTunes downloads. Cab fares would rise 4 percent while the cost of cable and satellite TV services, tickets for sporting events and movies would also jump by the same percentage.

The plan also includes reductions in school aid by $698 million, $3.5 billion in health-care cuts and the elimination of 521 state jobs.

wheeeeeeee! why even live here???