suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.

"reading his apology"? how does that sound like a contrite man? no, fool, you ain't convincing anybody with your junk.

oh wait ... you did.


to those fans: what, are you his girlfriends too?

i think the collective reaction should be it would be hysterically funny if we either weren't angry or didn't care.

really, CNN?

somewhere out there, CNN execs are laughing.

wait, ... what -?!

Coconut News Ngayon

stupid headlines

what else startles Judge Sotomayor? hyperactive court rulings?? or crickets and cicadas??

what's next?

"Obama feels the joy of NCAA Final Four"

"Prez senses criminal activity! with great powers come great responsibility!"

"Bam perceives the great taste of McDonald's French Fries"

"Obama senses tension between Sarkozy and Bruni over ogling"

ooohhh ... i see dead people. quick, put it on the front page!!

because Twitter depantsed them?

and the CNN tagline makes it look like Facebook is actually physically trying to beat the crap out of Iran to get it to tell the truth. yep, Facebook cares. and CNN wants to let you know it does. whooopeee.

holy $hit, taxman!

even if this isn't a scientific poll (as the CNN fine print says), the closeness of the numbers is a bit scary. it means people still want to burn whatever money they have/are getting (option a), or they already spent the goddamn thing over the last 12 months (option c).

well, does it matter to the taxman? "just give me what is due me, peons!"

what the hell?

a link on CNN about Prez Obama's enthusiasm about Air Force One had this pic alongside it (i said the link, not the main article itself).


and look at what it reminds me of:

the brown stuff

lacking the proper environment to scare Americans which was her bread and butter during the Bush years , she now has to resort to being very critical of the new administration. i don't mind subjecting the Obama regime to criticism, but is this really "no bias, no bull"? what's next, taking Barack to task if he didn't get the dog Sasha and Malia want?

wordplay

the other day, it was about the balls. now its about this:



nice one, Cockamamie News Now.