Tweeters will go nuts

huh. what if this was all a big show? you know, the opposition leaders cry foul, people take to the streets, supreme leader says shut up, and its all back to status quo. it was all for the benefit of the Western world.

rabbit hole

doing the obligatory rounds of visiting churches over the weekend, i found this in a prayer book.




i went, what the -!

after some soul searching researching, i realized my vocabulary is as small as a rabid, frothing Republican mind, as "ejaculation" can also mean:

A sudden short exclamation, especially a brief pious utterance or prayer.


whew! glad we cleared that up.

by the way, speaking of Republicans, this same church had a basement which served as a hall for community activities. among the tables were reading material, and upon inspection would mos def be GOP approved.


the true separation of church and state (or right-wing and Christians, depending on how you look at it) is still in a millennium far, far away.

go build a megachurch

actual CNN Headline:



yeah, the best advice is to establish your own church. you don't hear of any church folding or filing for some kind of bankruptcy, do you? at the most, you'd have pastors that get disgraced for having gay affairs while prominently attacking homosexuality. putting up your own church ensures constant income.

religious right, transform and roll out!

because, Goddamnit, God told 'em to!