suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.

"reading his apology"? how does that sound like a contrite man? no, fool, you ain't convincing anybody with your junk.

oh wait ... you did.


to those fans: what, are you his girlfriends too?

i think the collective reaction should be it would be hysterically funny if we either weren't angry or didn't care.

downhill

and you think Accenture executives are clean???

if you were rich

... U2 can "save the environment and the world", while not really meaning or doing what you say.

storms are brewin' in your head!

Saraaaaahahahahahahaha!

another Republican bites the dust.

oh, look who likes Western stuff!

skimping is the new black

can you imagine Donald Trump ordering on the McDonald's Dollar Menu? or going to Syms? i think these rich people are just trying to avoid being trashed by the press.


"I’m just not seeking happiness from material things anymore."

why do i not believe them? they'll be back to their old habits once happy days are here again.

go build a megachurch

actual CNN Headline:



yeah, the best advice is to establish your own church. you don't hear of any church folding or filing for some kind of bankruptcy, do you? at the most, you'd have pastors that get disgraced for having gay affairs while prominently attacking homosexuality. putting up your own church ensures constant income.

brownbag

yeah, ok. so why am i skeptical of your apology?

the statement was released by a spokesman? this would have worked better if he came out in a press conference and poured his heart out, no coaching by media handlers, no paper statements to hide behind.



a face that says 'i'm sorry' without really meaning it, and trying to get away with it without damaging his rep any further.



what, you're gonna hit me too? with an umbrella? ella? ella? eh? eh?

at least Stormy has no illusions as to what she is.

of grass and high fructose corn syrup

really, Kellogg? you drop him because of image issues? and you produce supposedly healthy foods that contribute to obesity anyway?