i am an american!

hah!

worst. movie. taglines. ever.

it's gonna be the next Thriller ... promise.

he just can't wait to be king!

fool us once, shame on you. fool us twice, shame on us.


and we've been fooled so many goddamned times already, we really deserve it.

Never Break Chin

we know where NBC's loyalties lie. this is a complete snafu of epic proportions. Team Conan all the way!

i really don't know why.

... some people are just plain naive.

really, CNN?

somewhere out there, CNN execs are laughing.

wait, ... what -?!

democracy in the flesh

go, Barney, go!

Coconut News Ngayon

stupid headlines

what else startles Judge Sotomayor? hyperactive court rulings?? or crickets and cicadas??

what's next?

"Obama feels the joy of NCAA Final Four"

"Prez senses criminal activity! with great powers come great responsibility!"

"Bam perceives the great taste of McDonald's French Fries"

"Obama senses tension between Sarkozy and Bruni over ogling"

ooohhh ... i see dead people. quick, put it on the front page!!

and we leave our money to these assholes??

who is surprised?

no doubt, he's employed again!

good luck, FIU. considering Thomas presided over the Madison Square Garden brawl, there's always the potential for a repeat.

i should switch back to Windows now??

what th-? are you serious?

yarrrrrr! its about time!

headline that would make downloaders everywhere cringe:

Pirates: Now United States Will Be Enemy Number One

wait, arent they already? you know, the RIAA, copyright infringement, and the like.

oh, those pirates.

ok. kidding aside, i don't know why these assholes are mad. you do the pirate gig, you better be prepared to take hits. what, you think we'll all cry and let you do your thing? you think you're Johnny Depp and all the women will be swooning over you? just because you have 10,000 Facebook friends ...

by the way, who is conducting these interviews and why don't they just give the location of these pirates to the awesome and badass Navy SEALS who smell like roses today? c'mon guys, kick some more ass! Hollywood is waiting.

oh, look who likes Western stuff!

i hate corporations ... run by stupid people.

your brain cells are sedentary

from today's CNN front page:


well, DUH. what else could he be? you mean, he could still be pumped for an Ironman Triathlon thereafter?


some Google ads (yes, they accept these kind of ads. its all about the money, baby!!)


"sexy Iranian photos"? ohhh ... i know where Ahmadinejad and the mullahs spend their free time (after fiery speeches denouncing Western decadence, of course).

from the venerable NYT:


hell, its not so-secret now, is it? those "commando trainees" are probably all dead by now, who knows?

and who would be stupid enough to click on this, much less believe that Hair Boy is really Mensa material?

sounds like a national security system i know.