and this is what we've evolved into

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best. film. review. ever.

ok, that's a little old, but still ...

worst. movie. taglines. ever.

que cera cera

and for the amount of money he makes, you'd still want to be him.

yo, jihadists!,

actual terrorism is passe. there are alternatives.

looking forward to it. NOT!

almost wish it was true.

Gizmodo vs. Best Buy

storms are brewin' in your head!

Saraaaaahahahahahahaha!

hey, Fox News

here's a guide for you. hint: they're all Republicans.


[via Talking Points Memo]

literally

when i was still a kid, a classmate once asked me if i knew "Total Eclipse of the Heart". being the moron that i was, i thought it was some scientific discovery about our anatomy. fuck if i knew who Bonnie Tyler was. turns out there's another take on this.

be a man!

we've been watching these clips for weeks now and somehow they never get old.

Jeff Dunham & Achmed the Terrorist

Empire kicks Starfleet ass

or click here. i think that was just a decoy.

jury duty. not.

should i use this method next time? oh wait, i really can't anyway.

you never know who's under the mask

infiltration, via Flickr.

teh Microsoft world

playoffs?

just because. never gets old.

taxation with representation

yeah, i know times are hard and taxes are a killer, but these people need some perspective, courtesy of the Daily Show.

this is how you play the Wii

SNL - Alec Baldwin Playing with his Wii - watch more funny videos

thank you, Bloviator Alec Baldwin.