he just can't wait to be king!

fool us once, shame on you. fool us twice, shame on us.


and we've been fooled so many goddamned times already, we really deserve it.

it's so obvious you're all scared.

look at him! he looks like it!

are some people just really dumb?

almost wish it was true.

jury duty. not.

should i use this method next time? oh wait, i really can't anyway.

flyboys

the good thing about this is, it actually gave some people a legit excuse in coming to work late.

boo-hoo-hoo

give me a zero out of your income figure to add to mine, and let's see how you whine, "good old middle class" whiny fuck. you all have too much of a sense of entitlement - try living frugally, bastards.

losers.

haven't eaten in a Domino's in two years, and now, i don't think i ever will again.

raise your daughter much better than this

squeaky the mouse

yeah, you tell 'im, Roger!