Coconut News Ngayon

stupid headlines

what else startles Judge Sotomayor? hyperactive court rulings?? or crickets and cicadas??

what's next?

"Obama feels the joy of NCAA Final Four"

"Prez senses criminal activity! with great powers come great responsibility!"

"Bam perceives the great taste of McDonald's French Fries"

"Obama senses tension between Sarkozy and Bruni over ogling"

ooohhh ... i see dead people. quick, put it on the front page!!

and there's the backlash.

let's say it again: EFF YOU, Fox News.

because Twitter depantsed them?

and the CNN tagline makes it look like Facebook is actually physically trying to beat the crap out of Iran to get it to tell the truth. yep, Facebook cares. and CNN wants to let you know it does. whooopeee.

now let us call on Hydra ...

well, he was wearing Chiefs #49!

we wanna know who the best man is! is it Matt Cassel?

your brain cells are sedentary

from today's CNN front page:


well, DUH. what else could he be? you mean, he could still be pumped for an Ironman Triathlon thereafter?


some Google ads (yes, they accept these kind of ads. its all about the money, baby!!)


"sexy Iranian photos"? ohhh ... i know where Ahmadinejad and the mullahs spend their free time (after fiery speeches denouncing Western decadence, of course).

from the venerable NYT:


hell, its not so-secret now, is it? those "commando trainees" are probably all dead by now, who knows?

and who would be stupid enough to click on this, much less believe that Hair Boy is really Mensa material?

yes, please save me from shooting my TV.

goodbye, Seattle PI

[via Gawker.com]

the brown stuff

lacking the proper environment to scare Americans which was her bread and butter during the Bush years , she now has to resort to being very critical of the new administration. i don't mind subjecting the Obama regime to criticism, but is this really "no bias, no bull"? what's next, taking Barack to task if he didn't get the dog Sasha and Malia want?

jack and joy

saw this on the TV this morning. well, well, well. good luck to you.



another subset of our society needs a different kind of book. kinda like this one:

'cavalier disregard' is just the tip of the iceberg

Robert Reich is too polite. i say haul 'em all in a truck full of gas cans, set it on fire, and drive it off a cliff.



Michelle Malkin's cause of death

wordplay

the other day, it was about the balls. now its about this:



nice one, Cockamamie News Now.

misinformer

this thing is a parrot that needs to have its head blown off. seriously. i volunteer to pull the trigger.

you're almost a year late

did we need an official CNN headline?


officials either like living in denial or they're really morons.

huh?

uh, where else would he be working out? Gisele's bedroom? yeah, baby!!


next CNN news item: Brady gets hungry, drops by at Denny's.

brainfreeze

after the Phillies' much-delayed victory in this year's (ho-hum) World Series, nobody wanted any other word to put on the headlines.

(clockwise, from top: NY Post, ESPN, NY Daily News)




at least the hometown paper had other ideas.