Showing posts with label TV. Show all posts
Showing posts with label TV. Show all posts

Friday, January 8, 2010

kill your television

and the first post of the new year is about ... TV.

having finally taken the plunge on cable (and HD) around the end of summer last year, i figured the costs would still be affordable. my bro-in-law handed down his first HDTV to us, allowing me to hold off buying one for some time. plus, i was finally able to reap the benefits of my longtime PS3, in terms of gaming, media streaming and finally being able to watch Blu-Ray discs for real. and as a Time Warner customer for 5 years (Road Runner only, plus some public cable channels), didn't make sense to go somewhere else - i locked myself in for two years at a lower rate, then took their basic HDTV lineup. i really didn't need HBO or any other movie channels. just give me my basic channels, ESPN, NatGeo, Discovery, Travel, History, and for my wife: Food Network, HGTV, TLC, and all in HD - am good. the other channels are part and parcel of the lineup and nothing can be done about this, for now.

too bad they don't have real a la carte, where you can just pay only for the channels you really want, not package deals. no one in the cable industry and TV networks has the balls to do this. because all that matters is the bottom line. they've become fat and lazy, because with the customer having the power to choose which channel to really watch, they'll be forced to produce really quality shows that would be worthy of the customer's dollars. and i guess that's too much work for them.

and the entry of online streaming, as an alternative to traditional TV, should only serve to make them wise up, instead of trying to maintain the status quo and gouge existing customers for more. with the Comcast deal with NBC Universal, and Fox holding Time Warner hostage for more fees, you have to wonder how much the impact is for the average subscriber, especially in terms of money coming out of their wallets. Hulu may be the business model for the coming times, but free content can only last or may be sufficient for so long. either way, you have to pay, regardless of the method you want to get your entertainment. eventually, you'll be watching your shows online on your current HDTVs or wireless TVs hooked to the router. the traditional hardwired cable connections won't go away, but that's dependent whether our home internet can eventually handle the bandwidth required for full cable programming.

the game changers has been High Def and content. i doubt if anybody wants to go back to their old TVs after getting a taste of HD (especially for movies and sports. reality TV and porn? ehhhh.). i know i can't. am not sure if 3DTV is up my alley yet, but that's where things are headed as well. oh crap, does that mean Blu-Ray will be obsolete in two years?

i only hope at this point that the new TW/Fox deal doesn't mean they're going to change my locked-in rate. there's gonna be war if that happens. maybe at some point i'll need to wean myself off the dependence on cable - or maybe not.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

and we didn't know it that time

look who we saw in Coney Island one sunny June afternoon in Coney Island ...




and look who made the cut in America's Got Talent (NYC auditions) last July 14th.


Hulu clip here; full episode here (starts at 14:20).

Friday, June 19, 2009

Thursday, May 28, 2009

for those without cable

watch the Magic go to the NBA Finals! or the Cavs live to play another day. either way, go to atdhe.net.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

that's it?!

that's your slambang finale?? Tony blinded by revenge, Alan Wilson getting arrested, Olivia handed over to the DOJ and Jack about to die? heck, we didn't even see Renee shoot Wilson in cold blood.


"we know you're still gonna watch next year! suckerzzzzzzzzzzzzz!"


how about we find out Olivia was the true mastermind (naaahhh)? or Ethan Kanin? or the First Gentleman? (now that wouldn't really make sense) i was expecting something really wild and over the top - the "over the top" part was you can actually get the whole season in DVD today as you read this!

word on the street is that next season will involve another Middle Eastern terrorist (Slumdog Millionaire's TV host). surely, Kim Bauer's volunteering for the stem cell fix will allow Jack to miraculously recover just in time to kick bad guy ass once again. they won't be able to prosecute Tony, Olivia, or Wilson (if he is still alive by 2010) because they'll have their hands full with the next crisis. give Kim a gun; she can shoot, right?


i can't imagine this all happened in 24 hours.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

who?

this season's 24 is unraveling more like a whodunit, with each episode trying to play can-you-top-that in terms of revealing who's pulling the strings. it seems every time we got the mastermind pegged, the rug keeps getting pulled out from under us. as of the Redemption prequel, we all thought it was ultimately His Snakefaceness Jon Voight/Jonas Hodges (the father of the Jonas Brothers). turns out he's just little fish! and the turning of Tony Almeida wasn't really unexpected anymore, especially with the preseason hype on his return from the dead. with few hours left for this season, the teaser line is that there's still gonna be one more big plot twist, one more big reveal, one more unmasking of a traitor in the ranks. who is the final villain who will make us choke on our eggplant parmigiana, spew our Coors Light at the TV set, and scream WTF! and various invectives at nobody in particular (except the 24 writers)? who is ... the Last BOSS????


Tony Almeida ... ehhhhhh
Alan Wilson (Will Patton) ... his face is already there
First Daughter Olivia Taylor ... 1 in 3 (or not)
Philip Bauer ... 1 in 4
ex-Chief of Staff Ethan Kanin ... 1 in 5 (Chiefs of Staff are always sneaky)
Jack Bauer ... 1 in 24 (ok, joke!)
Tim Woods, Secretary of Homeland Security ... 1 in 50 (running around pretty useless seems like a good cover)
Michelle Dessler ... 1 in 55 (hey, they died, they rose again, they divorced, they reunited close enough to get revenge)
James Heller ... 1 in 60 (all a plot to destroy Jack, whom he holds responsible for ruining Audrey)
Morris O'Brian ... 1 in 99 (he wants Chloe to be a full-time mom)
Chloe O'Brian ... 1 in 99 (she wants to quit the show; what better than go out in flames?)
First Gentleman Henry Taylor ... 1 in 100
Mike Doyle ... 1 in 125 (because he still wants to be an ass, plus he's disfigured - pretty good reasons)
Janis Gold ... 1 in 200
Kim Bauer ... 1 in 250
Kim Bauer's psychiatrist ex-boyfriend ... 1 in 251
Jack McCullough ... 1 in 275
Aaron Pierce ... 1 in 300 (only character other than Jack to appear in all seasons - and 24 is synonymous with death)
Cheng Zhi ... 1 in 400
Larry Moss ... 1 in 500 (are you sure he's dead?)
Carl Benton ... 1 in 600 (are you sure he's dead?)
Habib Marwan ... 1 in 700 (are you sure he's dead?)
President Wayne Palmer ... 1 in 800 (are you sure he's alive?)
President David Palmer ... 1 in 900 (are you sure he's dead?)
Edgar Stiles ... 1 in 950 (are you sure he's dead?)
That Hobbit with a junkie sister ... 1 in 975 (are you sure he's dead?)
President Charles Logan ... 1 in 999 (are you sure he's dead?)
President Allison Taylor ... 1 in 1000
Kumar in a brief, evil cameo role ... 1 in 2000 (because he now works in the White House?)
George W. Bush ... 1 in 5000

place your bets!

Friday, May 8, 2009

HD rules!

Monday, February 2, 2009

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

v for vivisection



are you really bringing it back? make it a lot more violent and disgusting than before!

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

never watched it but yeah, good riddance.

Monday, January 12, 2009

deep sky

the perpetually-dour Tony Almeida's (PDTA) undercover? with the old CTU gang? WTF?

well, i guess that's the most logical explanation, and now we get the standard 24 straight-up action fare. i'm just thinking ... why not go spin us on our heads and really make Tony a bad guy.


and regardless whether its CTU, CIA, FBI or the White House, for that matter ... American security SUCKS BIG TIME. at least in Jack Bauer's world.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

and he's baaaaaaack! (for real)

bring the popcorn. this will be much more enjoyable than those 4 football games we just had.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

and he's baaaaaaack!



with this two-hour teaser leading into the resumption of the regular series in January, Jack raises hell again, this time in Africa. that only leaves Australia and Antarctica as the continents where Jack hasn't killed anyone (am sure he may have killed a prisoner or two during his incarceration in China between Seasons 5 and 6).

escaping the long arm of the law, Jack can only run so far as he is still served with a subpoena in deepest Africa (tsk tsk, damn lawyers) - which he obviously flouts. reluctantly leaving his safe haven with an old friend Benton (the always underrated Robert Carlyle), who is running a school for kids, he only manages to take a few steps out the door before he is yanked back into saving the world again.

a coup d'etat funded by shadowy elements of the US government (well, who else is well-placed to do these things?) puts Jack and the kids on the run to the US Embassy (currently being evacuated a-la Vietnam), resulting in Jack being placed back in US custody.

24 has a knack for having insights into the future, as the new President takes office as these events happen, a Laura Bush look-alike taking over from Noah Daniels (Powers Boothe). remember, 24 even had two black presidents before Barack actually even won the office. of course, let's just skip the fact that one was assassinated and the other one injured.

with even more skulduggery afoot (Jon Voight reprising his role in Enemy of the State), Jack will have to bail us out again, within twenty four hours. there isn't time, dammit!


wow. there's a Carly Pope sighting. been awhile, girl.